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One of my online buddies drew this for me 💜
Curious, boopable Shork 🦈
Don't boop tho 😣

🎨 twitter.com/LilScale_

love how people with loads of spoons shit on people who use pod machines and shit, like cool you can brew a litre of coffee for x dollarpounds in 10 mins, but you have to use a cafetiere and clean it out and all the other bits. Like an extra step is an extra spoon and an extra spoon stops me from doing something I'd prefer doing like showering. rather than faff with that

Regular back:
> will hurt eventually
> boring
> stupid bones
Backstreet's back:
> alright

⚠️ BOOPS IN PROGRESS, PLEASE STAND BACK ⚠️

Perks of having me as a friend:

● I will cook for you
● I'll give you coins and buy you shit
● I'll play in your hair
● you'll laugh
● cuddles and affection!!!
● I'll gas you up on your selfies
● I will NOT touch you feet 🤢
● I will send you music playlists

we're all on the couch so toast is happy

MH ~ (looking for advice on self help for schizoaffective disorder) Show more

*closes mastodon on laptop*
*opens mastodon on phone*

OMG WHY DO I HAVE TO BE AT WORK RN, I WANNA PLAY WITH THIS BAD BOII

1st day on Mastodon: hi everyone, I'm interested in art, architecture, and cat pics!! 😊

3rd day on Mastodon: gonna find bigfoot and fuck him

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Glasses.Moe

A place for people with glasses (and one person who needs them but refuses to get them).